SPERMSPRINT

250 million start. One fertilizes. First to the egg gets paid.

The Back Door Free practice vs bots.
Biologically, this one goes nowhere.
The Front Door $1 to swim · first to the egg gets paid

How to swim
  • ←/→ (A/D) steer · ↑/↓ (W/S) climb and dive · Space burns ATP to sprint.
  • ATP regenerates when you coast. Fructose (yellow hexagons) refills it.
  • Acid pools drain ATP. Mucus slows you. White blood cells stun you.
  • At the top of the uterus line up with a tubal opening — they’re small. Follow the progesterone glow — the wrong tube is empty.
  • Obstacle counts come from the latest Solana slot: busier chain, nastier uterus.
  • Ranked lobbies short of players are topped up with house bots — labelled, paying the same ante, and not very good swimmers.
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←/→ steer · ↑/↓ climb/dive · Space sprint

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